Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Be Funny. Win Some Keith Richards' Rarities


No, this is not a meeting of the Burning Wood Fan Club Of Stockholm. Well, if you remove 3 of the 4 guys, I guess it may be.

My friend in Sweden sent this to me and I wanted to use it somehow.

Feeling creative?

Come up with a caption by Sunday, 12/26, and the most creative will receive a jam-packed CD full of Keith Richards' rarities, inspired by my completion of "Life." (His, not mine.)

Put on your thinking parkas and get silly.
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28 comments:

  1. Chris SwartoutDecember 21, 2010 at 5:33 AM

    "I think we;ve burned more wood in this thing than Sal has burned Todd Rundgren bootlegs."

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  2. soundsourceDecember 21, 2010 at 5:56 AM

    gee when Peter said a cool jerks christmas party I didn't think he was still that pissed off.

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  3. AnonymousDecember 21, 2010 at 6:16 AM

    So glad we finished Keith's book! Now, we can finally put it to good use. C'mon guys, get closer and feel the warmth of "Life"

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  4. steve simelsDecember 21, 2010 at 6:42 AM

    "Okay, Sven, let's get with it -- those Lady Gaga CDs aren't going to burn themselves."



    Sorry, that's the best I've got.

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  5. shauslerDecember 21, 2010 at 8:14 AM

    it's time for the Utopia "Swing to the right" reunion reenactment!

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  6. Kevin MDecember 21, 2010 at 10:08 AM

    Let's snort the ashes from Keith's book.

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  7. mpjedi2December 21, 2010 at 11:07 AM

    I'm not kidding, two days as the Iron Maiden pyro technician, and then I got fired. Can you believe this wasn't good enough for them?

    At least I stole Bruce Dickinson's green parka...he who laughs last, eh?

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  8. M.LamerexDecember 21, 2010 at 1:28 PM

    "Yumpin' Yiminny Sven, dey said it couldn't be done; puttin' a fire under Clapton! But da last 8 releases are sizzlin' jus' fine, yah....
    Now 'tro his '90s ones on 'dere, my ears are still numb. Yaaah!".

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  9. vanwoertDecember 21, 2010 at 4:01 PM

    Oh, move over Rover,
    And let Lars take over.
    Yeah, you know what I'm talking about

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  10. AnonymousDecember 21, 2010 at 5:36 PM

    Swedes wait patiently for the 21st century to arrive while keeping warm as best they can....

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  11. Anything Should HappenDecember 21, 2010 at 5:49 PM

    When they said the tour bus had central heating.............

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  12. Mr CrossonDecember 21, 2010 at 5:50 PM

    These Sting cd booklets are running out -- did Sal finish chopping up that lute yet?

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  13. LeslieDecember 21, 2010 at 5:55 PM

    "L-R Vicar, Vicar, Tart, Vicar"

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  14. John LewisDecember 22, 2010 at 8:35 AM

    Dont'cha play with me,
    'Cause you're playing with Fire...

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  15. Andy N.December 22, 2010 at 10:22 AM

    The Arcade Fire burns in the Swedish suburbs while the locals discuss over hyped, pretentious Canadian bands...

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  16. stevesDecember 22, 2010 at 12:14 PM

    GUY IN THE GREEN JACKET:
    "Goddammit! That's the last time you play your "ABBA's Greatest Hits" CD at one of my barbecues!"

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  17. AnonymousDecember 22, 2010 at 5:39 PM

    Ikea carpenters pre-treat wood for new line of kitchen cabinets named "cheapenshwag"....

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  18. shauslerDecember 22, 2010 at 6:34 PM

    Wendy? .....is the water warm enough?

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  19. Dave FDecember 22, 2010 at 7:27 PM

    "...So he says to me, he says, 'Hey, Sal. Why don't you burn a copy of the newest Kings of Leon record for me?' and so here we are."

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  20. MaddeningDecember 22, 2010 at 7:46 PM

    I'm too tired to come up with anything right now, but I like what Anonymous said.

    Fun post!

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  21. Gene ObertoDecember 23, 2010 at 3:47 AM

    Guy in the green jacket: "Gee, this reminds me. Whatever happened to Sparks+"

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  22. AnonymousDecember 23, 2010 at 4:00 AM

    Box Car Bjorn and his gang of Swedish hobos hone their 4 -part harmony renditions of the Roxette catalog.


    PS my vote is for the Swing To the Right reunion joke.

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  23. itsok2berightDecember 23, 2010 at 4:24 AM

    "I told you having another disco record burning party would catch on"


    My vote is for the Ikea one. It is the only one i laughed hard at. Second place goes to the Keith Richard's book. Though, I didn't get the inside jokes of half of the responses.

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  24. Gene ObertoDecember 23, 2010 at 12:43 PM

    @Leslie

    Excuse me, that's MISTER Tart to you!

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  25. shauslerDecember 23, 2010 at 9:24 PM

    levitating this ladder, easy.
    breathing that fire...

    nnn not so easy

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  26. AnonymousDecember 24, 2010 at 5:57 AM

    Swede nuts roasting by an open fire
    Henrik Lundquist nipping at your toes

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  27. charlie c.December 26, 2010 at 8:58 AM

    "How cold was it, Johnny?"

    A peek inside Dave Letterman's green room before his big holiday show.

    [guy on the right bearing a striking resemblance to . . .]

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  28. shauslerDecember 26, 2010 at 6:38 PM

    after Christmas day will come the true storm, the mother of all storms not Halloween, not thanks giving but Easter, why Nor Easter i tell you . . . no no trust me this is nothing !! warm your hand while you still have a chance, this fire will be swept east and we will be in a maelstrom that hasn't been spoken of in eons !!!

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