Tuesday, May 12, 2026

Pretentious Corksniffers

 


The list was bad enough. But watching these smug know-nothings trying to explain their way out of it is truly cringemaking. 

Jon Caramanica is especially punchable.

(h/t cmealha) 

10 comments:

  1. Not for nothing did I use to refer to Caramanica as the World's Most Irksome Rock Critic. 😎 https://powerpop.blogspot.com/2009/03/son-of-irksome.html

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    1. "Caramanica as the World's Most Irksome Rock Critic" or maybe Caramanica as the world's most pompous ass know-nothing about music, uh, ever.

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  2. Honest question, not trying to troll or anything. Who’s Beato? I really want to learn something today. I know is the guy who posted the video but wiki is not giving me a good answer. Really.
    R

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  3. Caramanica apparently chose Young Thug and wrote his bio for the article: “…the Atlanta surrealist Young Thug, whose main gift to songwriting has been his ease with dismantling its norms…” “…Young Thug’s dazzling dyspepsia…” “…the remaking of rap music into a sound that’s practically posthistorical…”

    I wondered if someone named Young Thug might be an improvement over the stereotypical dehumanizing gangsta rap that I hate, so I read the lyrics of the “Five Essential Songs” and watched two videos. He’s not. No norms were dismantled by Mr. Thug. n-word n-word b-word b-word f-word f-word s-word, YSL, watch, car, n-word n-word n-word b-word b-word f-word… to infinity.

    I’m gonna listen to those Lemon Twigs songs and cure my dyspepsia now.

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  4. When I watched this I just wanted to grab Caramanica by the throat. What a smug bastard!

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  5. I started watching this last night and lasted about 2 minutes, could see exactly how it was gonna unfold.

    Bob in IL

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  6. writing about music of any kind today is a mad scramble to say something about nothing. pretending you know lots about nonexistent genres in a post pre - op ambient redux country soul heavy moronica americana banana prog a ganza art wave indee pink folk fairy tale world is a heavy load. it is especially difficult in a limited language like anglais.

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