I am just about halfway through John Lingan's book "Backbeats:
A History Of Rock and Roll In Fifteen Drummers." Each chapter is
devoted to one drummer and Lingan's arguments for each. I've been enjoying it. I loved what he had to
say about Hal Blaine and Al Jackson Jr., but was absolutely flummoxed
about how much he got wrong in the chapter about Ringo Starr. It was infuriating, actually. When I say
wrong, I mean, literally wrong. It's as if Lingan, a drummer himself,
only just heard of The Beatles and Ringo a week before writing the
chapter.
For starters, "How Do You Do It" was not written by "the group's masterminds, Lennon & McCartney."
"You Really Got A Hold On Me" is not from the film "A Hard Day's Night."
How about this?
Ringo "began emphasizing his drums on 'Beatles For Sale,' especially on the proto-Velvet Underground 'What You're Doing.'"
"Proto-Velvet Undergound?"
More stuff that's wrong:
"What
Goes On," was not on "Rubber Soul" and it was not "performed live, years
earlier in the 'She Loves You' era."
("She Loves You" is an era?)
"What Goes On" was never performed live. Not once. This
is all in the first seven pages of the chapter. I mean, jeebus, how hard
is it to look this shit up?
On page 65 he says "I'm Only
Sleeping" has a "plodding, chunka-chunka beat." On page 66 he says "'I'm
Only Sleeping' has a lethargic, loping swing." You can see both
paragraphs at the same time, if you cross your eyes a bit. Make up your mind.
And my favorite:
"And then there is the towering b-side from that era, 'Hey Jude.'"
"Hey Jude!"
Towering b-side? Was that phrase burning a hole in Lingan's brain?
"I've got to use 'towering b-side. Anywhere!"
At least my book is intentionally funny.
The next chapter on Charlie Watts isn't much better, but he did get back on track for the Kenny Buttrey chapter and I'll have something to say about that tomorrow.
But first, I'm going to watch Irwin Allen's classic disaster film, "The Towering B-Side," starring John Lemon, Paul McCaffrey, George Harrassment and Richard Slackey, with Mal Evans as "The Mayor."