I'm so ugly when my dog humps my leg he closes his eyes...Wait, did he say that in the clip?:-)
I told my shrink, "Everyone hates me." He said, "Don't be ridiculous. Everyone hasn't met you yet."
"I came from a rough neighborhood-it was so rough the restaurant served broken leg of lamb!"Thanks for the great birthday present. Dangerfield consistently would put Johnny on the floor-and wasn't Carson the most generous host and the best straight man for ALL his comedians.
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