Thursday, January 7, 2010
Sting, Where Is Thy Death: A CONTEST
We, as a nation, didn't always hate Sting. As a matter of fact, didn't we love The Police? Even the first 2-3 Sting solo records were quite good, especially the still very essential "Ten Summoners Tales." So, what happened? One fairly obvious fact is that the solo records became increasingly boring. But that shouldn't be enough. We don't hate Norah Jones. There is a mutual disgust for Sting in general, with complaints about everything from his beard, to his sexual habits, to his fascination with the lute.
In one paragraph or less, tell me why Sting is the devil to so many; extra points for originality and hilarity.
The winner will receive his choice of a full CD's worth of either Bob Dylan rarities, Motown rarities, or Cool Covers. If the winning entry really tickles me, you'll get all three.
De do do DO IT!