"I think we;ve burned more wood in this thing than Sal has burned Todd Rundgren bootlegs."
gee when Peter said a cool jerks christmas party I didn't think he was still that pissed off.
So glad we finished Keith's book! Now, we can finally put it to good use. C'mon guys, get closer and feel the warmth of "Life"
"Okay, Sven, let's get with it -- those Lady Gaga CDs aren't going to burn themselves."Sorry, that's the best I've got.
it's time for the Utopia "Swing to the right" reunion reenactment!
Let's snort the ashes from Keith's book.
I'm not kidding, two days as the Iron Maiden pyro technician, and then I got fired. Can you believe this wasn't good enough for them? At least I stole Bruce Dickinson's green parka...he who laughs last, eh?
"Yumpin' Yiminny Sven, dey said it couldn't be done; puttin' a fire under Clapton! But da last 8 releases are sizzlin' jus' fine, yah....Now 'tro his '90s ones on 'dere, my ears are still numb. Yaaah!".
Oh, move over Rover, And let Lars take over. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about
Swedes wait patiently for the 21st century to arrive while keeping warm as best they can....
When they said the tour bus had central heating.............
These Sting cd booklets are running out -- did Sal finish chopping up that lute yet?
"L-R Vicar, Vicar, Tart, Vicar"
Dont'cha play with me,'Cause you're playing with Fire...
The Arcade Fire burns in the Swedish suburbs while the locals discuss over hyped, pretentious Canadian bands...
GUY IN THE GREEN JACKET:"Goddammit! That's the last time you play your "ABBA's Greatest Hits" CD at one of my barbecues!"
Ikea carpenters pre-treat wood for new line of kitchen cabinets named "cheapenshwag"....
Wendy? .....is the water warm enough?
"...So he says to me, he says, 'Hey, Sal. Why don't you burn a copy of the newest Kings of Leon record for me?' and so here we are."
I'm too tired to come up with anything right now, but I like what Anonymous said. Fun post!
Guy in the green jacket: "Gee, this reminds me. Whatever happened to Sparks+"
Box Car Bjorn and his gang of Swedish hobos hone their 4 -part harmony renditions of the Roxette catalog.PS my vote is for the Swing To the Right reunion joke.
"I told you having another disco record burning party would catch on"My vote is for the Ikea one. It is the only one i laughed hard at. Second place goes to the Keith Richard's book. Though, I didn't get the inside jokes of half of the responses.
@LeslieExcuse me, that's MISTER Tart to you!
levitating this ladder, easy.breathing that fire...nnn not so easy
Swede nuts roasting by an open fireHenrik Lundquist nipping at your toes
"How cold was it, Johnny?"A peek inside Dave Letterman's green room before his big holiday show.[guy on the right bearing a striking resemblance to . . .]
after Christmas day will come the true storm, the mother of all storms not Halloween, not thanks giving but Easter, why Nor Easter i tell you . . . no no trust me this is nothing !! warm your hand while you still have a chance, this fire will be swept east and we will be in a maelstrom that hasn't been spoken of in eons !!!
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