Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Be Funny. Win Some Keith Richards' Rarities


No, this is not a meeting of the Burning Wood Fan Club Of Stockholm. Well, if you remove 3 of the 4 guys, I guess it may be.

My friend in Sweden sent this to me and I wanted to use it somehow.

Feeling creative?

Come up with a caption by Sunday, 12/26, and the most creative will receive a jam-packed CD full of Keith Richards' rarities, inspired by my completion of "Life." (His, not mine.)

Put on your thinking parkas and get silly.

28 comments:

Chris Swartout said...

"I think we;ve burned more wood in this thing than Sal has burned Todd Rundgren bootlegs."

soundsource said...

gee when Peter said a cool jerks christmas party I didn't think he was still that pissed off.

richeye said...

So glad we finished Keith's book! Now, we can finally put it to good use. C'mon guys, get closer and feel the warmth of "Life"

steve simels said...

"Okay, Sven, let's get with it -- those Lady Gaga CDs aren't going to burn themselves."



Sorry, that's the best I've got.

shausler said...

it's time for the Utopia "Swing to the right" reunion reenactment!

Kevin M said...

Let's snort the ashes from Keith's book.

mpjedi2 said...

I'm not kidding, two days as the Iron Maiden pyro technician, and then I got fired. Can you believe this wasn't good enough for them?

At least I stole Bruce Dickinson's green parka...he who laughs last, eh?

M.Lamerex_(SouthWest US) said...

"Yumpin' Yiminny Sven, dey said it couldn't be done; puttin' a fire under Clapton! But da last 8 releases are sizzlin' jus' fine, yah....
Now 'tro his '90s ones on 'dere, my ears are still numb. Yaaah!".

vanwoert said...

Oh, move over Rover,
And let Lars take over.
Yeah, you know what I'm talking about

Anonymous said...

Swedes wait patiently for the 21st century to arrive while keeping warm as best they can....

Anything Should Happen said...

When they said the tour bus had central heating.............

jc said...

These Sting cd booklets are running out -- did Sal finish chopping up that lute yet?

Leslie said...

"L-R Vicar, Vicar, Tart, Vicar"

John Lewis said...

Dont'cha play with me,
'Cause you're playing with Fire...

Andy N. said...

The Arcade Fire burns in the Swedish suburbs while the locals discuss over hyped, pretentious Canadian bands...

steves said...

GUY IN THE GREEN JACKET:
"Goddammit! That's the last time you play your "ABBA's Greatest Hits" CD at one of my barbecues!"

Anonymous said...

Ikea carpenters pre-treat wood for new line of kitchen cabinets named "cheapenshwag"....

shausler said...

Wendy? .....is the water warm enough?

Dave F said...

"...So he says to me, he says, 'Hey, Sal. Why don't you burn a copy of the newest Kings of Leon record for me?' and so here we are."

Maddening said...

I'm too tired to come up with anything right now, but I like what Anonymous said.

Fun post!

Gene Oberto said...

Guy in the green jacket: "Gee, this reminds me. Whatever happened to Sparks+"

Anonymous said...

Box Car Bjorn and his gang of Swedish hobos hone their 4 -part harmony renditions of the Roxette catalog.


PS my vote is for the Swing To the Right reunion joke.

itsok2beright said...

"I told you having another disco record burning party would catch on"


My vote is for the Ikea one. It is the only one i laughed hard at. Second place goes to the Keith Richard's book. Though, I didn't get the inside jokes of half of the responses.

Gene Oberto said...

@Leslie

Excuse me, that's MISTER Tart to you!

shausler said...

levitating this ladder, easy.
breathing that fire...

nnn not so easy

Anonymous said...

Swede nuts roasting by an open fire
Henrik Lundquist nipping at your toes

charlie c. said...

"How cold was it, Johnny?"

A peek inside Dave Letterman's green room before his big holiday show.

[guy on the right bearing a striking resemblance to . . .]

shausler said...

after Christmas day will come the true storm, the mother of all storms not Halloween, not thanks giving but Easter, why Nor Easter i tell you . . . no no trust me this is nothing !! warm your hand while you still have a chance, this fire will be swept east and we will be in a maelstrom that hasn't been spoken of in eons !!!